Posted by
Hawk on Saturday, April 12, 2008 11:14:06 PM
Hey folks! My name is Barack H. Obama (formerly known as Barry) and I want to be your president, mainly because I'm a great uniter. Now, you see folks, I listed my bio below but some typical white bitter gun toting God-fearing conservatives added his own comments beside each qualifier, and darned it if I can't get the cats back in the bag!!! Well, I'm hoping you, with the help of the MSM and Hollywood, will give me a pass! Thanks for your time, suckers (oops, did I say that last part out loud?)
1.) Selma Got Me Born
- LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no
effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965.
2.) Father Was A Goat
Herder - LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work
with the Kenyan Government.
3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter -
LIAR, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has
ever had
4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - LIAR, your
cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a
legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in
decades.
5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - LIAR, she
does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to
mention, Christianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1
man.
6.) My Name is African Swahili - LIAR, your name is Arabic and
‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language. Hussein is
also Arabic and so is Obama.
7.) I Never Practiced Islam - LIAR, you
practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept
that faith for 31 years,until your wife made you change, so you could run for
office.
8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were
registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making
faces (check your own book).
9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - LIAR, not
one teacher says you could speak the language.
10.) Because I Lived In
Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - LIAR, you were there from the ages
of 6 to 10, and couldn’t even speak the language. What did you learn, how to
study the Koran and watch cartoons.
11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign
Affairs - LIAR, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger
surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO
experience with our closest allies.
12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On
Ethnic Confusion - LIAR, you were quite content in high school to be Barry
Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your
classmates said you were just fine.
13.)An Ebony Article Moved Me To
Run For Office - LIAR, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your
book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.
14.) A Life Magazine Article
Changed My Outlook On Life - LIAR, Life has yet to find the article you
mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.
15.) I Won’t
Run On A National Ticket In ‘08 - LIAR, here you are, despite saying, live on
TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about
having experience first.
16.) Present Votes Are Common In Illinois -
LIAR, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO
VOTES.
17.) Oops, I Misvoted - LIAR, only when caught by church groups
and democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.
18.) I Was A
Professor Of Law - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.
19.) I
Was A Constitutional Lawyer - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON
LEAVE.
20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - LIAR, you
didn’t write it,introduce it, change it, or create it.
21.) The Ethics
Bill Was Hard To Pass - LIAR, it took just 14 days from start to
finish.
22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - LIAR, your bill was
rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation -
mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod
came.
23.) I Have Released My State Records - LIAR, as of March, 2008,
state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all
the special interests pork hidden within.
24.) I Took On The Asbestos
Altgeld Gardens Mess - LIAR, you were part of a large group of people who
remedied Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in
your books.
25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - LIAR, your 111
economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even
YOU voted against your own bill.
26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In
Illinois - LIAR, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action
on your part.
27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - LIAR, they
were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a
fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.
28.)
No One Contacted Canada About NAFTA - LIAR, the Candian Government issued the
names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.
29.)
I Am Tough On Terrorism - LIAR, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on
terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of
Israel.
30.) I Am Not Acting As President Yet - LIAR, after the NAFTA
Memo, a dead terrorist in the FARC, in Colombia, was found with a letter
stating how you and he were working together on getting FARC recognized
officially.
31.) I Didn’t Run Ads In Florida - LIAR, you allowed
national ads to run 8-12 times per day for two weeks - and you still
lost.
32.) I Won Michigan - LIAR, no you didn’t.
33.) I won
Nevada - LIAR, no you did not.
34.) I Want All Votes To Count - LIAR,
you said let the delegates decide.
35.) I Want Americans To Decide -
LIAR, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a
public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.
36.) I
passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - LIAR, you passed 26, most of which you
didn’t write yourself.
37.) My Campaign Was Extorted By A Friend -
LIAR, that friend is threatening to sue if you do not stop saying this. Obama
has stopped saying this.
38.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics -
LIAR, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against
you.
39.) I Don’t Take PAC Money - LIAR, you take loads of
it.
40.) I don’t Have Lobbysists - LIAR, you have over 47 lobbyists,
and counting.
41.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad -
LIAR, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one
afternoon.
42.) My Campaign Never Took Over MySpace - LIAR, Tom, who
started MySpace issued a warning about this advertising to MySpace
clients.
43.) I Inspire People With My Words - LIAR, you inspire people
with other people’s words.
44.) I Have Passed Bills In The U.S. Senate
- LIAR, you have passed A BILL in the U.S. Senate - for Africa, which shows
YOUR priorities.
45.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - LIAR, you
weren’t in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every
single time, unlike Kucinich, who seems to be out gutting you Obama. You also
seem to be stepping back from your departure date - AGAIN.
46.) I Have
Always Supported Universal Health Care - LIAR, your plan leaves us all to pay
the 15,000,000 who don’t have to buy it.
47.) I Only Found Out About My
Investment Conflicts Via Mail - LIAR, both companies you site as having sent
you letters about this conflict have no record of any such letter ever being
created or sent.
48.) I Am As Patriotic As Anyone - LIAR, you won’t
wear a flag pin and you don’t put your hand over your heart during the
Anthem.
49.) My Wife Didn’t Mean What She Said About Pride In Country -
LIAR, your wife’s words follow lock-step in the vain of Wright and Farrahkan,
in relation to their contempt and hatred of America.
50.) Wal-Mart Is A
Company I Wouldn’t Support - LIAR, your wife has received nearly a quater of a
million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart.
51.)
Treehouse Is A Small Company - LIAR, the CEO of Treehouse last year, made more
than the CEO of Wal-Mart, according to public records.
52.) University
Of Chicago Hospital Pay Is Fair - LIAR, your wife’s pay raise was nearly 150%
her already bloated rate and the hospital is a Non-Profit Hospital, which made
$100,000,000 in the last 3 years. They overcharge blacks VS whites for
services, and overcharge everyone in general by 538%!
53.)I Barely Know
Rezko - Only 5 Billed Hours - LIAR, you have known him for 17 years, and
decided to do a real estate deal with him during a time when he was proven to
be under investigation. Despite this, you divided your property and had them
take off $300K before the mortgage problems started. Then Rezko’s wife buys
the lot beside it that you can’t afford, saving you $625,000.
54.) My
Donations Have Been Checked Thoroughly - LIAR, you only gave back Hsu ($72K)
and Rezko ($150K) their money when publically called on their involvement in
your campaigns.
55.) My Church Is Like Any Other Christian Church -
LIAR, your church is so extreme, the pastor who married you, Rev. Wright, just
got done blaming the US for 9/11 and named Louis Farrahkan their person of the
year.
56.) I Disagree With My Church All The Time - LIAR, you still
have yet to repudiate Wright, who married you and your wife, and you still
donate large sums of money to assist the church in furthering its message -
hatred and revenge. You donated in 2006 alone, $22,500 to the church that you
so terribly disagree with. That is nearly $500 PER WEEK - that sure is
disagreement, Senator Obama.
57.) I Have Clean Connections Despite
Rezko - LIAR, you are not only connected to Exelon and Rezko, you are also
connected to Hillary PAC supporter Mr. Hsu, AND an Iraqi Billionaire of ill
repute, Nadhmi Auchi, who ripped off people in the Food For Oil, Iraqi deal.
Seems Mr. Auchi may have helped Obama buy his million dollar property long
before Obama had millions of dollars. Wonder what favors Mr. Auchi expects,
when Obama leaves Iraq free to be taken over by special interests such as
him.
58.) I never heard sermons like Rev. Wright’s, that have been in
videos all day, You Tube - LIAR! 3 days later during your Mea Culpa BS speech
you said “Did I hear controversial statements while I sat in that church? Yes
I did.”